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(906): View more from Michigan

Dude, I think my check liver light just came on

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(402): View more from Nebraska

So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

consequently i now know what mace tastes like

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(410): View more from Maryland

I love how my cats smell like pot.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl

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(425): View more from Washington

...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny

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(815): View more from Illinois

Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?

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(519): View more from Ontario

I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.

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