she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
