well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
