fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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