My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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