U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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