I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm sobbing to NWA
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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