I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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