I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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