Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
even my farts smell like vagina
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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