That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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