But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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