Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think I am morally bankrupt
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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