I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
