3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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