hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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