it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
pray to the hookup gods
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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