you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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