that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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