The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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