when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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