im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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