How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
what day is it and did you see me today?
I understand Curling. That high.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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