she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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