He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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