his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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