whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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