I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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