This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
where are you?
Hypothermia
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
