so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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