i don't like sucking hair
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rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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