What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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