I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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