David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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