I need help removing her.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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