i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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