The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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