her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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