their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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