Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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