My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Operation Purity has been aborted
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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