did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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