...so i touched it.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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