He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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