i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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