what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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