Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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