She's like a pop up book from hell.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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