season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
