Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
