hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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