butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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