dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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