i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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