Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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