Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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