i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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