Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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